I write poetry and shit. MOTHERFUCKER!!!! ALSO, I fucked yo bitch.

But in all sincerity, i appreciate your interest in my blog and I suggest unless you like penis to stay the hell away from my likes page. It may seem like kittens and memes at first, but when you least expect it........dicks. everywhere. That's all.

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1) fuck you
2) I fucking love being around you
3) are you fucking serious
4) the fuck?
5) we should fuck

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    What do you mean? :(

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They’re just kids…

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A super awesome love song

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So Gucci

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This is a half rant, half song about the modern Gossip girl

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so fucking cute omg

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  Just some light reading before bed, NBD.

I am legitimately scared.

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